Open letter to all Church CATs on excesses of Church RATs inside choir shelves in African Churches (by Igiri Innocent) Just for Laughs……

Open letter to all Church CATs on excesses of Church RATs inside choir shelves in African Churches (by Igiri Innocent)

Just for Laughs……

My apologies for making this direct communication and for making it open as well, for in the past communications were done via private boxes, and through but I chose to come direct this time because of the urgency of the matter at hand.

It is my wish that every protocol be observed.

When last did you hear these songs being performed by choirs in African Churches where you reside? Songs like: LUX ERIGO, CUM JUBILO, ORBIS FACTOR, FONS BONITATIS, DUMONT ROYAL, MASS OF SAINT JOHN, TWELVETH MASS, DUMONT VI, MASS OF SAINT CECILIA, MASS IN C MAJOR & MINOR BY MOZART, & DUTCH MASS?

I have been observing every activities of your surveillance especially on RATs parading around church stalls, instruments, and boards. Let me state here that you and only you are to be blamed and held responsible for every lost item in music book shelves, other equipment and/or material of the choir.

Africans do know that you have nothing to do with materials in Churches; but you are aware that majority knows that you have a hiding place inside churches in Africa continent for a peculiar purpose of keeping RATs away.

Since the millennium year 2000 till now, RATs have done devastating damage to choir materials and you have done nothing about it. (I invite readers to add their voice; name songs which are missing in your churches)

Dearest CATs, please go after them (RATs) now and keep them far from choir materials. The annoying thing is that they no longer tore the books or wet them, but they have grown to carrying them away from the shelves into unknown corners of the church. These materials are very expensive and rare to find.

It is my yet believe that a lot of songs are not being sung today in churches not because the choirs do not want to sing them, but because the scores have gone totally missing. This is a matter of first charge; and I believe it until proven otherwise.

No material should ever, ever miss in choir shelves!

Please no fighting, no use of ota piaa piaa, no use of indocide, no use of any other substance. We do not want RATs dead, but…..laughssss

IGIR INNOCENT